- waitress: how would you like your eggs?
- you: um, over easy.
- waitress: and how would you like your eggs, sir?
- your dad: do you think you can just throw them into my mouth from across the room?
- waitress: ?
- you: ?
- your dad: because I like my eggs over difficult.
- Me: *dies* whoops
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#we've all been there
