gayiconwaluigi-deactivated20161:
How do you not understand the joy of vacuum sealing. I thought you, a dad of all things, would understand.
Offspring, I had no idea! I’ve gone this whole time letting my huge collection of dinosaur blankets take up space when I could’ve used this. I wish I had known earlier. I resent my foolish ways. I’ll never doubt you again sprout.
i get so pissed off when people accuse harry potter fans of over-criticizing the movies because the directors:
- fucked up ronald weasley’s entire character
- made hermione perfect because obviously the only way an audience can appreciate a female character is if she has no flaws
- destroyed ginny weasley’s personality when she happens to be the main character’s love interest
- white-washed most of the main cast when 2/3 of the golden trio could have been people of color
- screwed up the MAIN VILLAIN’S DEATH in a way that undermines the entire point of his character
- conveniently left out regulus black’s entire storyline and contributed to the problematic idea that being a slytherin and valuing ambition and cunning automatically makes you a dirty evil person
yes, they messed up a lot of little things but they also messed up huge, plot-changing, point-missing, life-killing things so please never tell a harry potter fan that they’re too picky when the directors missed 70% of the big picture
*bob odenkirk voice* the swears
Always pack extra underwear. Even to the movie theatre. You never know.
Of course.