new from the makers of “are you smarter than a fifth grader”

avant-gardevoir:

are you stronger than a 5th grader

  • Me: *becomes an oceanographer*
  • Me: *studies Mariana's Trench in depth for years*
  • Me: *spends millions of dollars making a submarine that can withstand the pressure*
  • Reporter: What's been your motivation for these breathtaking scientific advances?
  • Me: Kyogre
My dad just told me a joke

theasexualityblog:

“When’s the best time of day to go to the dentist?”

“2:30”